Mom: I want to get her (name redacted) something more substantial.
Me: It's unnecessary, don't worry about it.
Mom: No, I want it to mean something.
Me: Well, I think a gift certificate to the movies would be nice.
Mom: That is a good idea. Which movie theater?
Me: It doesn't matter.
Mom: But which does she go to?
Me: AMC, most of the time.
Mom: Forget it, I'm not schlepping all the way over there to get a damn gift certificate.
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